Asshat Server Issues
Please find below an up to date blog containing details of the Asshat Server Issues that have once again blighted SL™ this weekend.
[RESOLVED 10:00 PM PDT] Ok, ok. Really this time guys, really it is all fixed. I promise you there’ll be no more problems for at least the next ten minutes! Ok, I’m off for a break.
[UPDATE 8:38 PM PDT] We are still trying to nail down the problem. That Henry. What an ass.
[REOPENED 6:25 PM PDT] We are currently experiencing some Asshat Server Issues and investigating the cause. Again! Updates will be posted here when we have further information. Thank you for your patience (they make me say that, despite the fact that the 150 comments already received on this post tell us all patience has well and truly expired).
[RESOLVED 5:00PM PDT] Ok, everything should be back to normal now! Not that normal is good, right now, but whatever. Deal with it.
[UPDATE 4:00PM PDT] Erm, anyone wanna play backgammon?
[UPDATE 3:25PM PDT] We’ve sent someone over to look at Henry. We’ll let you know how he’s doing as soon as we can be bothered.
[UPDATE 2:40PM PDT] Ok, we’ve found a piece of equipment we can blame for these problems. So until we actually find out and solve what is wrong (some time after our tea break, dinner break, general doing nothing break and six month vacation) we’ll blame this piece of equiment. Let’s call it Henry.
[2:14PM PDT] We are investigating intermittent database and asshat server issues. This means you can’t login, rezz anything, pay for anything, give anything to anyone, view anyone’s profiles, search for anything, fly, teleport, move, breathe…not to worry though, as these are of course only luxury functions anyway and we here at Lazy Labs believe that even without these functions, SL is enjoyable enough to still charge $9.95 a month for. We’ll update you with more bad news as we see fit.
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