Pixel Scoop

After a certain time in SL™ people become accustomed to hovering, flying, teleporting and, of course, crashing! And so the more bizarre things we tell one another in world no longer seem so out of the ordinary. I’ve compiled a list of ten things that make perfect sense to us Second-Lifers but would certainly turn heads if said in real life (especially to non-players!).

1. “Oh my shoes are up my ass again and my hair is at my crotch.” If you said this to someone in RL, chances are they would think you were some sort of twisted pervert with a dodgy idea of decent chat up lines!

2. “Ok, can you teleport me over there please?” Hmm, now I did think about trying this one on the local pizza delivery place when they informed me that it would be much cheaper to collect than to have my pizza delivered. But I figured that since this is neither the year 3050, nor do I want people to petition for my being sectioned, I should probably not try this line.

3. “Teleport in and fly up 500m.” So what drugs are you taking exactly?

4. “You look completely naked to me.” The sure fire way to have yourself arrested.

5. “Turn it to midnight.” Are you asking me to put my clock forward?

5. “Ok, give me a second while I make my boobs bigger.”Stuffing socks down there again, are ya?

6. “I’m going to go and buy some dances.” Well if you haven’t got the moves naturally….

7. “I might go buy a new penis. I want one with more functions.” Whatever will these medics think up next?

8. “I’m changing skin.” This conjures up gory visuals, horror movie guts and gore type of stuff!

9. “Here these eyes are copiable. Want a pair?” You’re trying to give me your eyes you sick weirdo!

10. “Come up to my skybox.” You want me to honestly come up to a building suspended in midair with nothing around it?! Do you think I have a death wish?