Pixel Scoop

Ok, please do pardon the appalling pun in the title. My imagination is currently on vacation and is expected back next week.

Anyway, I was perusing SLX, as you do when those “network problems” recur and you can do nothing else other than poke pins into virtual Linden VooDoo dolls, and I came across arguably the most random freebie (or L$1-bie but whatever) I think I’ve seen for a long time.

The ‘Neko-Kid-Fish’ is simply a one prim flexi fish that you wear, well, in your avatar’s mouth. Why, you ask? Well… frankly because that’s what the picture on the listing shows. It markets itself at neko kids as something to carry around in your inventory in case you get hungry. Is there something about the appetite of pixel neko children that I’m not aware of?

Now, I’m not a neko, I’m not a child, my avatar doesn’t get hungry and even if it did, I don’t eat fish. But I still felt inclined to take one of these. One question I have to ask… the description says it’s “always delicious fresh fish in your inventory.” But my inventory has no refridgeration system. I’m therefore wondering whether it might go off. I do hope not. Virtual food poisoning has very little appeal.

Anyone want a bite? TOUGH! Get your own here. I don’t share.