Pixel Scoop can exclusively reveal today, to the extreme surprise of a large number of female avatars in game, that pixel pregnancies do NOT result in real babies. The news is shocking an in anticipation of the traumatic effect this will have on so many Second Life™ residents, Pixel Scoop volunteers are offering counselling by email. If you are in need of therapy after finding out that your one prim pregnancy attachment is not going to provide you with a real baby, please contact:

omfgthereisnobabyinsideyouravie@youhavetohavesextogetpregnant.com

Our therapists would love to assist.

For those of you sitting there, staring in disbelief at your pregnancy attachment and asking how it is that this can be, allow Pixel Scoop to clarify something for you. The gurgling and weird sounds that come from that attachment you wear are scripted. Those are just sounds. Not a baby. The green text that screams out to the entire population of the club you are in that your baby just moved or whatever, it is lies. Compulsive lies. Once again, this is caused by a script.

The news comes following funding into research on Pixel Pregnany by academic institutions worldwide. Verification can be obtained by speaking to your Doctor, who will gladly be able to explain how it is you might produce a real baby.

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