It’s that time of year that we all start thinking of our New Year’s Resolutions; those promises we make to ourselves only to break 4 days later. However, just in case you are struggling to think of any of your own and you happen to be a bling wearing, weapon bearing pathetic little individual, (also known as a pixel gangsta) here are some you might want to look at.

‘GANGSTAS,’ PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING AS POTENTIAL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR THE SANITY AND ENJOYMENT OF EVERYONE ELSE.

1. No more bling. You have enough already. If you can live for a year without bling, I will donate a prim to a charity of your choice.

2. No more freebie weapons. Honestly, nobody actually believed that you have a 15 inch RL whatsit just because you have a badly put together pixel rifle.

3. Reintroduction of the suffix -er. Words such as ‘gangsta,’ ‘Motha,’ and ‘Brotha,’ do not actually exist. Believe it or not, these should be ‘gangster,’ ‘Mother’ and ‘Brother’ respectively.

4. No more full sized butts! I’m all for curves. But is it really essential for ‘sistas’ to have their butt sliders right up there at full? It looks like 2 small planets in a pair of pants. And it takes up too much space in game. Please be reasonable.

5. No more overly baggy pants. It’s really odd that you would ever want to walk around in pants that look as though they may be used as transport vehicles. They only need to cover your legs. There is no need for them to take up THAT much space.

6. Drop the attitude. Nobody thinks you are ‘da bomb.’ Nobody thinks you are a hitman. Nobody believed that you pose any real thereat to them. In fact, when you’re blinding people with your bling and shooting them on sandboxes, they’re actually laughing at the fact they know you are a 16 year old who ought to be in school or a 50 year old who still lives in his Mummy’s basement. Go get some hot milk, put your PJs on and get in bed.

If any pixel gangsters are able to maintain the previous 6 resolutions right throughout 2009, I will perform a very generous act. I will personally say, ‘well done. Now piss off and leave me alone,’ to each and every one.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Tags: new year, second life gangstas
Categories: Random Thoughts and Musings

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