Don’t you just love it when you login to Second Life™ and you get one of those absolutely wonderful error messages informing you kindly that your last region is unavailable and you have therefore been shipped off to the nearest infohub? And off you go, to the lagfest of an infohub, just a ball of light joining about twenty other balls of light whose last locations were also unavailable. After you of course there will be plenty more. Now, personally I normally just teleport home. However, the last time this happened to me I decided to hang around and let everyone rezz. And sure enough, it soon became a (rather easy) game of ‘Guess which avies were up to no good when they just crashed,’ as hordes of naked female avies and male avies with rather optimistically sized genitals attached begin to take form. And then of course when they realise they’re naked at an infohub they either teleport away in record speed or start to drag on any random clothes from their inventory, often forgetting to remove their attachments in the process! I suppose one good thing about real life is that when you make a total tit of yourself, at least you can walk away relatively anonymously…unlike in game of course where, when you land at an infohub butt naked with your genitals screaming to all within a 20m radius about just how much you’re quivering in ecstacy, you also have a name tag screaming out your virtual identity above your head. Yes, if it happened to you most people around you probably laughed at you. Many of them probably looked at your profile…and they ALL saw your name! Muah ha ha!

(No, it has not happened to me…yet).

Tags: second life crash, second life infohub
Categories: Second Life

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