Alrighty, so it was originally back in July last year that I posted this little rhyme. However, I have had a couple of requests for a bump back up to the first page in honour of Valentine’s Day.

For the record I detest Valentine’s Day whatever my personal status on that day. It’s just an excuse for tacky gift companies to cash in and for people to feel obligated to be overly sentimental. I hate fake or forced sentiment. Anyway, enough of my bitching. As requested, a repost of that Pixel Love whatsit! Enjoy!

I swear upon these pixel shoes,
(The ones stuck up my ass),
To never, ever leave your side,
(Unless, of course, I crash).

I swear to never look upon
Another pixel chick,
To always check for updates
For my interactive d***.

I’ll even pay that hefty fee,
Ten Lindens or whatever,
To get you in my partner box,
Where you will stay forever.

I’ll keep you in my profile,
Where I’ll write such loving things.
I’ll never wear bandanas,
Or that freebie gangsta bling.

I promise not to change my av,
Or wear a hover text watch.
All these things I swear
Upon the hair stuck at my crotch.

When the asset server fails us,
And transactions all go down,
When teleports cannot complete,
I’ll still be around.

But should you ever leave me,
I’ll drag you through the pixel courts,
And make you pay that twenty five
For our virtual divorce!

Tags: pixel love, Second Life, second life love, valentine's day in secnod life
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