This made me laugh. A lot. I was in a jazz room last night and happened upon this conversation in open chat. I will block out the guy’s surname to save his blushes! (I won’t change his typoes though)!

[15:33] Darren ******: I remember the firts time I saw you
[15:34] Darren ******: i chased you with a hard on
[15:34] Darren ******: such a newbbie

And no, this isn’t something I made up… genuinely a conversation starter by a fella on a date with a female avie! Only in Second Life would you ever come across a conversation like that, surely?

Someone has failed to tell Darren three very important things:-

1. Chasing someone around while wearing freebie genitals is NOT cool. It never will be. This is myth.
2. Being a newbie (or ‘newbbie’) is no excuse for the above act.
3. If you see someone and do get an instant ‘reaction’ and then feel the need to follow them around, you NEVER, EVER admit that.

Then again…. the woman in question was on a date with him. So his dating tactics obviously are not that bad. There you go, lads. If you want a date, you need to kit yourself out with a newbie hard on and chanse your desired date around with it.

What a bizarre mating call.

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