There’s no shortage of Second Life tutorials around, right?

So there’s simply no need for me to add to the millions and millions of sources of  ‘how to build in Second Life’ and ‘how to walk in a straight line in Second Life’ style pages.

One thing I have noticed a severe shortage of, however, are USEFUL Second Life tutorials! Real ones! The ones that tell us something that is actually useful on a day to day practical social basis. Call it tutorials for the socially inept assholes, the ones who, unfortunately, make up a rather sizeable minority in SL. Obviously these idiots are the ones who get all the press coverage that makes the rest of the world decide that Second Life is full of people like those.

So, let me introduce part one of my Second Life Tutorials for Assholes series.

LOGGING THE FUCK OUT!

Ideal for: people who have no left the house in seventeen weeks and whose children are currently screaming because they haven’t been fed all day.

Useful because: for those of us who balance our Second Lives and Real Lives well, we don’t want to listen to your suffering children screeching for your attention every second of the day because you are too busy with your pixel partner to get them dressed.

The process: Hit CTRL-Q. Alternatively you can click on the little X in the top right hand corner.

Also a good idea for: anyone who ever even considers the acquisition in world of freebie multiplying Mario cubes. Contrary to popular belief, griefing with your freebie tools does NOT extend your penis.

Yes, I know… I’m very helpful. Well, you know me… just doing my bit for the community!

Tags: how to, how to guide, Second Life, second life addiction, second life tutorials, sl
Categories: Second Life

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