So, this is something new.

Every so often (I’m not going to specify a frequency because I never stick with set ‘weeklies’) I will post one of these. ‘5 Questions and a Shameless Plug’ asks the same 5 questions to someone different each time. Yes, a simple concept, but I genuinely would like to gather 100 different reasons that people have not had sex with Philip Linden.

And first up…. Lauren Weyland!

Lauren Weyland is Second Life’s premier comedienne, her stand up show, Lauren Live is in its third season. On top of that, she has her own Treet.Tv show. And as if her status as the official Second Life laughter queen wasn’t enough, Lauren also has a magic sixth sense that immediately alerts her to the newest fashion releases and the latest developments in the world of pixel genitals. Yes, you read it right. If you want to know where the best sculpted clothing is and the most advanced pixel parts are, Lauren is your woman. Here’s her answers to my 5 questions…

5 Questions

Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

Prim Babies are good for
1. an excuse why you need to tp home
2. look good in your outdoor barbecue pit
3. Great for leaving in places you can rez (like in a private bedroom )
4. Great for placing an explosive and blowing up your baby at a party

Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?

He doesn’t have attachments! Besides, one prim baby is enough for any unwed Mother.

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

None. There’s just lauren.

What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?

1. You look hot
2.  Is it big enough?

[I promise, it was not me who asked if it was big enough... mine's made of megaprims. Anyway...]

What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

Getting tp notices from someone who hasn’t even said hello!

[Agreed! That's just rude. It's the Second Life equivalent of someone trying to bundle you into a car in real life!]

Shameless Plug

Lauren’s shows are well worth checking out for some light entertainment in the metaverse. For event listings, her awesome blog and all other info and social networking schtuffs… visit Lauren’s website here!

Tags: lauren weyland, Second Life, second life comedy, second life interviews
Categories: Interviews

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