Stalker Eradication Services – ROFL

by Josue Habana on November 4th, 2009
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I came across rather an odd classified earlier. Allow me to share:-

“Stalked? Harrassed? Grieved? Act Now!

Are you being followed, harrassed or stalked by the unwanted attentions of an SL avatar? Then Splodger Panache would like to hear from you.

S.P. leads a band of merry men, who in the best interests of his clients, formed a group intended purely to scare away griefers and other antagonistic individuals.

Starting with racists and homophobes, Splodge and his crew quickly found that stalking is one of the most common reasons that people quit SL.

Don’t give up. We’re here to help.

Should you feel like I could help, please IM me or send a notecard with as much information about the person you wish to be rid of as you can.

Splodger operates on GMT time, but he can always stay up late. Affordable, ladies get a discount. You can be present when the confrontation occurs or you can be as far away as you like.

IM SPLODGER PANACHE NOW FOR A MEETING TO DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEM! He can even provide a refuge if need be.

Keywords: Stalking, Afraid, Intimidation, Aggression, stalker”


Ok… is it just me or does this guy sound like a griefer? A griefer who charges for his griefing services!

And what’s this? “Starting with racists and homophobes, Splodge and his crew quickly found that stalking is one of the most common reasons that people quit SL”?

See, I thought that the main reason people left Second Life was, according to the stats, difficulty in usage. I would be particularly keen on seeing his research… you know, the research that states that racists, homophobes and stalking are the main reasons for people leaving Second Life.

And let’s be honest…. ‘please send me a notecard with the detail,’ translates to, ‘ooh let me hear about your gossip!’ And how can this guy even verify the stalking? Before he goes and ‘confronts’ the ’stalker’?

He can’t. Because he is not a Linden.

Fucking self-appointed pixel police piss me off.

/end rant.

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