Dear Santa Linden,

I’ve been a good avie this year. Please check my record… There’s no disciplinary action to be noted. And the only time I’ve said anything nasty to anyone is when they have asked if they can bite me. The only people I have used my weapons on are friends who have entirely consented to being blown to pieces.

As such, I believe I’m a deserving recipient of some gifts this Christmas and I have put together a small wish list. Don’t worry if you can’t manage all of this, Santa Linden. But if there’s more than one or two things missing I will probably hunt you down and attack you with my couch bazooka.

1) A year’s supply of virtual garlic to stave off the spampires. If there’s a garlic shortage you could substitute this with some form of firearm.

2) A master script with which I can turn off ALL the bling in second life. I know it’s hard to believe but there are people who still believe it looks good to glow to all within a three mile radius. Once again, a firearm substitute will be acceptable in the event that your scripter is stumped.

3) Jiggling boobs on the main viewer. The Emerald viewer is leaps and bounds ahead when it comes to pervable breasts. But I find it generally laggier than the official SL viewer, believe it or not. So if you could incorporate bouncing boobies into the main viewer, I could have performance and a bit of jiggle. This, I believe, is the ultimate. However, firearms are a useless substitute in this case so if you can’t manage that we have a problem.

4) An unlimited supply of prim babies. I have been using mine as table steadies, shark bait, rolling pins and footballs etc. Unfortunately they’re not very durable and I’m running out fast.

So see, Santa, my list is short. It shouldn’t be difficult to meet my needs really. I’d appreciate it if you left everything in my inventory tonight.

Regards,

Josue

Tags: christmas, santa linden
Categories: Second Life

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