The blogosphere is full today with talk of former Linden Lab CFO, John Zdanowski (Zee Linden), who left LL back in March this year. And why is the blogosphere full of such talk? Well, because it seems he is now working for the company behind Blue Mars.

Ok, fine. If that’s newsworthy, so is this:-

Pie Man Relocated to New Pie Shop

Manchester based snack shop worker, Mister Pie, has shocked the world today in announcing that he will be moving from his full time post with Gregg’s the bakers to join rival pie firm, Hampsons. This shock move comes after Mister Pie expressed his dissatisfaction publicly at the way in which Greggs handles its meat and potato pies. In an interview with the Daily WhoGivesAShit back in March, he was quoted as saying, “The ovens are simply too far away from the heated display shelves. It means that even the quickest pie-to-shelf-transfer-executive has the pies outside of a heated environment for 3.29 seconds. It’s just too long and the quality of the pies is being compromised.”

The 3.29 second scandal reached every corner of the globe, with US President, Barack Obama taking time out of a crucial global peace meeting to respond to Mr. Pie’s complaints, commenting that,

“Pies that even marginally colder than their optimum temperature are a direct threat to the Western world and to our aspirations of peace. We will deal with this. And we will deal with it mercilessly.”

However, Mr. Obama’s assurances never came to fruition and yesterday, Mr.Pie announced his new role at Hampsons, telling the media,

“The pies here are better for the people.”

The media frenzy will undoubtedly continue and Pixel Scoop will keep you posted.

Tags: blue mars, zee linden
Categories: Pixel Scoop Productions

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