The reason I don’t go to clubs in Second Life so often is because I get frankly bored of “Best in [insert random colour here," events. Guess what? Dressing up in red or yellow or black or fucking green for that matter takes all the imagination and thought that a bloody flea could muster.

And just when I thought [insert the first colour that springs to mind here and call it an event] events were unimaginative, I saw this….

These people couldn’t even be arsed thinking up the colours for you. I can imagine the conversation between the club’s owners when deciding the schedule for the week.

CLUB DUDE: So, we need a really original event for Thursday, the likes of which has never been seen on the grid before.

CLUB CHICK: Oh, ok. Best in black?

CLUB DUDE: It’s been done to death! Something else, come on!

CLUB CHICK: White?

CLUB DUDE: No, no… the whole virgin white thing has been overdone too. Give me some more colours.

CLUB CHICK: Erm… I… ummm…. well. I ummm….

CLUB DUDE: Come on! What are you waiting for??

CLUB CHICK: I can’t think of anymore colours. Why don’t we go for something totally different like Best in a Costume that Mimics a Celebrity who Died in 2009?

CLUB DUDE: Like… wtf? That is sooooooo not going to happen. The people want colours.

CLUB CHICK: Oh. I’m sorry.

CLUB DUDE: Well if you can’t think of any colours and I can’t think of any colours, there’s only one thing for it…. BEST IN ANY COLOURS!

CLUB CHICK: Isn’t that just the same as ‘come as you are?’

CLUB DUDE: Hmmm. You make a valid point. Then I will make it BEST IN BRIGHT COLOURS!

CLUB CHICK: Wow, you’re a genius.

CLUB DUDE: I know.

The end.

Tags: second life clubs
Categories: Uncategorized

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 21st, 2010 at 10:22 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.