For those of us familiar with the online dating scene in Second Life, it can be a warm relief sometimes to head out and date in the physical world! A conversation that doesn’t rely on your mic not cutting out, fun that you can actually feel and the ability to date from beyond the confines of the four walls of your house!!

SL dating is great… but despite its incredible array of beautiful dating locations, as those who meet in SL and then meet in RL will vouch, the physical connection is invaluable.

But anyhow…just for fun, ten lines that might work in Second Life, but certainly won’t work on your real life dates (particularly if your date has never played SL)!

1. Come here and hop on my balls, please. Not likely to get you a dance, very likely to get you a slap!
2. Your skirt isn’t fitting right. Shrink your ass? Again, you won’t be seeing underneath that skirt. More than likely seeing the back of her hand.
3. You’re totally grey to me. If she’s feeling age sensitive, you’re dumped.
4. You’re completely bald to me. Again, won’t go down well.
5. BRB – Need to eat. Yes, going ‘afk’ for ten mins to eat is not acceptable on a real life date!
6. Shit, wife is in the room! BRB. Don’t even try this one!!
7. I accidentally deleted your baby. Easy way to a long stretch in jail.
8. My dick isn’t working. Never do this…. especially not on a first date. Not unless you want to be celibate forever.
9. I was going to treat you to some genitals that are compatible with mine. Well done. Now you’re dateless and scheduled for sectioning.
10. There was a noob in my bed when I came in earlier. That will never work as an excuse, my friend. Never!

So for those of us stepping out to the world of face to face dating…. let’s leave the Second Life lines behind!!!

Tags: real life, second life dating
Categories: Second Life

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