Today I have a broken pixel heart. Look…

Let me tell you why. In fact no. I’m too broken hearted to explain it. Let me show you [insert sniffle].

In May I got partnered to a beautiful, sexy, hot, wonderful, funny, SL-fashionista and general person extraordinaire… Ms. Bubbles Komachi. And today… [insert some more sniffles for effect here] well today she broke my heart. No… let me rephrase. Today she took my pixel heart from my pixel chest and she threw it on the floor, stamped on it with her sculpted stiletto heels and then threw prims at it… PHYSICAL prims.

I just don’t know what I did to deserve this behaviour [I think we should go for some more sniffles here, right?]

I checked my email a short while ago and, while I would love to explain to you what I saw but my broken heart is preventing me from finding the words so I will just show you the snapshot instead.

I particularly love how they try to soften the blow with “Your friends at Linden Lab.” It’s like… “Don’t worry, buddy. You might just have gotten dumped, but we still want your premium fee love you.” They then go on to encourage drama by encouraging direct contact. Dangerous, lol!

Anyway, why am I “lol-ing?” I am broken hearted here!!!

But on a serious note, our “break up,” didn’t really happen like that!

Bubbles and I partnered in May, when I decided I was categorically never dating in SL again and she was on pretty much the same wavelength. We never had “that” type of relationship and were always just friends who were partnered. Partnering my best friend in world was an affectionate declaration of the fact that she was the most important person to me in world. And we had a good run…. 4 months. That’s like a lifetime in SL, right? However, my Bubs is being snapped up by a new fella, as she IMed to explain:-

[14:22] Bubbles Komachi: ooooh adam!  *snuggles adam*  i’m going to have to beak up with you now.  You see, i’m getting super jealous of chloe and you just arent spending enough time with me. so im dissolving our partnership.
[14:23] Bubbles Komachi: ROFL!!  no seriously.. Dev and I are taking our little relationship to teh next level and we’re both ready to partner! *squeals* I really like him! and i’m a little surprised i Do but we’re tkaing it day by day and he’s never partnered anyone and I havent REALLY partnered anyone in a long time. so. umm.. yayyy!  I think i’m gonna blush lol

That brought a smile to my face. Things are going really well for me and my RL gf, Chloe, so I still maintain that I certainly wouldn’t consider SL dating. But Bubbles and her new guy are both single (I personally see this one heading into RL for them both) and make each other really happy. So I’m chuffed to bits for her!

However, as happy as I am for her, that doesn’t mean there won’t be a divorce dispute.

Bubbles Komachi: I, Bubbles Komachi, would like to dissolve my partnership with Josue Habana

Bubbles Komachi: and a lil box to check it

Bubbles Komachi: and i got charged 25Ls

Bubbles Komachi: rofl

Bubbles Komachi: awwww josue!!!!

Bubbles Komachi: my box looks all empty without you

Josue Habana: dumped

Josue Habana: ROFLMAO

At this point, I paid Ms. Komachi L$13 in contribution to the legal expenses associated with our divorce.

Bubbles Komachi: lol

Bubbles Komachi: splitting the lawyer fees?

Josue Habana: yup

Josue Habana: im good like that

Josue Habana: But you’re not getting half my prims.

Bubbles Komachi: i dont want half of your prims!

Josue Habana: Fine

Josue Habana: well

Bubbles Komachi: im a girl.. i’d want them ALL

Bubbles Komachi: and your blog too

Bubbles Komachi: thanks

Josue Habana: ROFLMAO

Bubbles Komachi: im thinking… Bubbles’ Pixel Scoop… nice ring to it

Josue Habana: Look, I’ll cut you a deal…. you get half the prims, a guest post slot and…. umm…. 3L per week maintenance. Plus an ongoing dose of my blowing sunshine up your ass.

Josue Habana: See… I won’teven deprive you of the anal sunshine.

Bubbles Komachi: aww adam!

Bubbles Komachi: it’s love

Bubbles Komachi: it’s REALLY REALLY lvoe

Josue Habana: I’m pixel heart broken damn you.

Josue Habana: lol

Bubbles Komachi rethinks this non-parntered thing

Josue Habana: haha!!

Bubbles Komachi: hmm

Bubbles Komachi: i think right now

Bubbles Komachi: for the next few hours

Josue Habana: You’re gonna be happy

Bubbles Komachi: i just need to be single.. single and nursing my pixel heart

Bubbles Komachi: yes

Bubbles Komachi: no partnership for… 5 hours

Josue Habana: haha

Bubbles Komachi: maybe 6!

Josue Habana: typical SL

Josue Habana: departner and partner someone else within about 6 hours! Haha

Josue Habana: LOL!

So, my Bubbles is all “partnered” and schtuff for real! Woot! I’m thoroughly enjoying seeing so many people around me happy. But I have to laugh at the fact that I managed to get pixel dumped without even really pixel dating! A certain sign, surely, that I’m just not cut out for the SL dating stuff!!!

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