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5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – Eggy

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

5 Questions and a Shamless Plug is all about asking the same 5 questions to uber cool people. So how on Earth could I possibly proceed without getting Eggy’s views? For anyone not familiar with Eggy (Adric’s feline companion and star of ‘Living on a Prim,’) check out this link for plenty of Eggy goodness. In the meantime, here’s the interview….

Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

This is something very close to my heart.  As you may be aware, humans are simply too large to conquer without too effort.  Prim babies on the other hand are just the right size to beat the crap out of and perhaps even put into the system down the road as part of my new product; Solient Eggy.

Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?

I am fixed and sex is of little interest to me so I asked Adric who sex is of much interest to (albeit much less available).  He tells me he has not been approached by Phil but is interested in seeing the blue spiky love club he bets Blue Linden is packing.

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

I am not really a user per se.  I do have a few alts under Adric’s account used to rent kid sex robots and grief, but only when I am bored.

What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life

This whole “pussy” thing is the worse line by far.  I get it, I am a pussy with a pussy. HAHAHA.  Fuck off you hairless creatures.

What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

Humans.  Why the hell is Bob fucking Barker all like “spay and neuter” but you bastards can hump like bunnies and poison Second Life like a cesspool with your disgusting hairless bodies?

When I asked Eggy to give me some information for a shameless plug, I was expecting a cat santuary, a blog, some for of anti-human website…. instead I got this:


Garfield.  Has anyone seen this show?  Oh my God, it’s genius.

Thank you, Eggy!

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – SimpleTek Saiman

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

The latest victim of my ‘5 Questions and a Shameless Plug,’ is SimpleTek Saiman, whose random Second Life creations are hugely amusing.

1. Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

I would like a prim that you place about 10m or so below the ground and with some tender love and care, it grows your very own island with double prim limits and costs L$0.

2. Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?

Well, I have to admit I did once, but it was quite odd.  He, um, made me feel very dirty and he never even, ummm, looked me in the eyes while I was inside him.  Never again Philip, you little bish!

3. How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

I HAD about 6 or so back in the day simply because I was able to choose some interesting names for them, but after a few years, I can’t remember them.  May they rest in peace :(

4. What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?

I’m constantly asked, “How do I make money in this thing,” and usually am flashed a giant multicolored penis shortly thereafter.

[I don't believe I ever owned a multi coloured penis... not even in my newbie days. I am going to go find one]

5. What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

I have slammed my face through many desks, monitors, and walls due to the immense levels of lag or bugs caused by dead hamsters inside SL’s servers.

Shameless Plug

Simpletek’s translator, ‘Chatz,’ is freakin’ hilarious. It takes your usual open chat and repeats it in either Jive, L33t, Noob, PigLatin or Redneck, with some really, very funny results.

It’s not politically correct. Nor is it intended to be. So if you’re easily offended and are going to get all anal on us, it really probably isn’t for you. But for those of us who do have a sense of humour, we can get our grubby mitts on one (and on Simpletek’s other stuff) here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cavedweller/239/169/191

5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – Jenee Marten

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Jenee Marten, the brains and creativity behind Screwball Cartoon Avatars is the most recent victim of my 5 Questions and a Shameless Plug thingie. However… when I got her answers back…. they were a little, ummm, alternative. Jenee had, in fact, sent me all her answers in the form of pictures. Decipher as you will….

1. Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

Jenee prefers an alternative approach to parenting.....

Jenee prefers an 'alternative' approach to parenting.....

2. Why have you NOT had sex with Philip Linden?

Jenee couldnt decide what was more worrying... the lack of genitals or those INCREDIBLY short arms.

Jenee couldn't decide what was more worrying... the lack of genitals or those INCREDIBLY short arms.

3. How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

Only in Second Life can you register your own bitches....

Only in Second Life can you register your own bitches....

4. What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?

Eloquence, charm and a Gentlemanly attitude....this guy has it all.

Eloquence, charm and a Gentlemanly attitude....this guy has it all.

5. What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

Typonese, a language spoken only by Natives of the Republic of Fucktardia

'Typonese,' a language spoken only by Natives of the Republic of Fucktardia

Ok, ok, so I have to take the blame for the captions…. but the photos were all Jenee!!

Shameless Plug

Jenee Marten is the brains behind Screwball Cartoon Avatars (visit in world here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Screwball%20Cartoon%20Avatars/164/113/24 )

Screwball sells awesome toon themed avatar in miniature, tiny and regular sizes. There’s some familiar toon faces, some originals and some hilarious parody avatars too. Where else can you buy a cartoon cock avie?! You should go buy avatars otherwise innocent babies in China will spontaneously combust and it will be all your fault.

Screwball also has a Christmas contest for L$ 5000 in store credit on right now. Full info in store!!

/end shameless plug.

5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – Bubbles Komachi

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Bubbles Komachi is a super cool fashion blogger…

….and all round neat chick. Although, her opening lines to strangers leave something to be desired. When I first met Bubbles back in February, she IMed me during a poetry read and informed me that she hopes I trip on a gopher hole. As far as greetings go, that has to be one of the oddest I’ve encountered.

Despite my not tripping on a gopher hole and ‘crying like a little girl,’ as Bubbles so desired, she did agree she would still do my ‘5 Questions and a Shameless Plug.’ WOOT! And so… here we go!

Bubbles Komachi - Fashion Blogger Extraordinaire

Bubbles Komachi - Fashion Blogger Extraordinaire

Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

Since it’s fall, I’m thinking of stacking a bunch of babies to use as a sort of Noobcrow.  We can also have them scripted to spam massively annoying green text if anyone gets too close to your land and if they have sound, a high pitch wail would be awesome also.  My Buddha, that would rock so hard!

Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?
I think it’s honestly the timing,  that man is so elusive, I can never work it so we’re in the same sim and on the same poseballs at the same time.  It’s certainly not the lust because I absolutely lust after Philip’s sexy pixels.

[If Phil's pixels are what are driving the ladies wild this winter, I will be dropping my prim hair with immediate effect and getting myself some super sexy system spikes.]

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?
I have 1 boy alt and 1 girl alt.  The boy I use for fashion stuff, plus I’m determined to make him into the most perfect looking SL man.  The girl alt I use to pick up random noobs for ritual sacrificing or RP…. whichever comes first!

[Good to know what Bubbles gets up to in her free time...]

What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?
I never get chatted up!   But I do remember recently, I just popped into a pose store to hear a guy telling some girl he was a real wizard and he can totally tell her future.  10 mins later, guess who was in my IMs saying “hey beautiful, I can tell your future, are you brave enough to listen?”  My future apparently is spending the night with him and making “beautiful sexy magic”  lol!  I said no.

[ROFL, ROFL, ROFL. What's this guy's name? I want to interview him!]

What’s your Second Life pet peeve?
The pregnancy spam.  It’s like… ok..be pregnant, whatever.. fine! But damn, do I really need to know (every 4 mins) that you have indigestion or want a cookie or the baby just farted inside your belly? All, of course, accompanied with particles that radiate from the belly.  Gah!  Doesn’t that make you want to punch the belly?

[That seems kinda violent!!! But yes.... I agree!]

Warning – Shameless Plug

Anyhow, ladies, gents, furries, nekos, toons, robots and so on… That’s the lovely Bubbles Komachi. You should go visit her awesome blog at http://supergangster.wordpress.com/

5 Questions and Shameless Plug – Alicia Chenaux

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Alicia Chenaux is a Second Life blogger, party DJ and has dabbled in modeling.

The Lovely Alicia Chenaux

The Lovely Alicia Chenaux

I harrassed Alicia and with a note card and got her to agree to my 5 Questions and a Shameless Plug feature. Yay for me.

Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

I find that prim babies are great for SL Soccer!  Dress them up in black & white and get that goal!

[I am moderately angry at myself for not thinking of this freaking awesome use. It's 'football' though.... not soccer.... just sayin']

Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?

I make it a point never to have SLex with a man wearing system hair.

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

Currently I have 2, Piper & Aidan.  They’re basically my bitches who are lucky to see the light of day twice a month.  Piper holds clothing I can’t bear to throw away [you should see her Last Call folder!].  Aidan normally wears the shape of whoever I’m dating at the time and I use him to help me adjust poses.  They never speak & never have any money, but they’re pretty submissive, so they don’t seem to care.

[This sounds like a classic case of alt abuse lol]

What’s the worst chat up line you have heard in Second Life?

“I want you.”  When I followed up with “For what?” the guy seemed to be at a loss and said “I don’t know.”   I don’t get hit on very often in SL at all, so I’m more likely to remember every guy that’s ever tried it, especially if they’re bad at it.

What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

I could say the normal things like lag, content theft, women who try to be too sexy, bling, and freenis.  But I think my biggest pet peeve in Second Life would be the drama mamas [and papas] who aren’t happy unless someone is upset about something.  Life is too short to be that unhappy!

Thanks, Alicia!

Like what this lady has to say? Then you should visit her blogs. Like really, you should… you can find those here:-

Personal: http://aliciachenaux.blogspot.com
Reviews: http://chknowstyle.blogspot.com
For fun: http://wehatewhatyourewearing.blogspot.com

Alicia is a prefab addict… therefore, prefab builders, you should send Alicia all your prefabs right now so she can review them. Come on, dig them out!!

5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – Lauren Weyland!

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

So, this is something new.

Every so often (I’m not going to specify a frequency because I never stick with set ‘weeklies’) I will post one of these. ‘5 Questions and a Shameless Plug’ asks the same 5 questions to someone different each time. Yes, a simple concept, but I genuinely would like to gather 100 different reasons that people have not had sex with Philip Linden.

And first up…. Lauren Weyland!

Lauren Weyland is Second Life’s premier comedienne, her stand up show, Lauren Live is in its third season. On top of that, she has her own Treet.Tv show. And as if her status as the official Second Life laughter queen wasn’t enough, Lauren also has a magic sixth sense that immediately alerts her to the newest fashion releases and the latest developments in the world of pixel genitals. Yes, you read it right. If you want to know where the best sculpted clothing is and the most advanced pixel parts are, Lauren is your woman. Here’s her answers to my 5 questions…

5 Questions

Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

Prim Babies are good for
1. an excuse why you need to tp home
2. look good in your outdoor barbecue pit
3. Great for leaving in places you can rez (like in a private bedroom )
4. Great for placing an explosive and blowing up your baby at a party

Why have you not had sex with Philip Linden?

He doesn’t have attachments! Besides, one prim baby is enough for any unwed Mother.

How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

None. There’s just lauren.

What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?

1. You look hot
2.  Is it big enough?

[I promise, it was not me who asked if it was big enough... mine's made of megaprims. Anyway...]

What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

Getting tp notices from someone who hasn’t even said hello!

[Agreed! That's just rude. It's the Second Life equivalent of someone trying to bundle you into a car in real life!]

Shameless Plug

Lauren’s shows are well worth checking out for some light entertainment in the metaverse. For event listings, her awesome blog and all other info and social networking schtuffs… visit Lauren’s website here!

Tabloid Troy – What’s really going on?

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

On Tuesday I blogged on the story of the man from Derby, UK who was in the News of the World (Sunday British tabloid) on Sunday because his wife is divorcing him after catching him having gay pixel sex in Second Life™. You can read that post by clicking here and you can see the story from the News of the World by clicking here. As the article explains, the avatar behind real life John Best, is Troy Hammerthall, a relatively new avie. I IMed Troy after reading the article on the off chance he would speak to me and he agreed to answer some questions via offline from his email.

Now, in the way that happened a few months ago with the last tabloid covered RL divorce ’caused by’ SL™, people have had a bit of a laugh about the story and it’s been discussed by SLers and non SLers alike. But laughter aside for a second and what a lot of people fail to remember is that someone’s real life has been completely thrown into disarray because of some sensationalist tabloid rubbish about Second Life! Here’s what John Best aka Troy Hammerthall, had to say on the matter.

Josue Habana: First up, this is quite a new avatar. Is it your first?
Troy Hammerthall: Yes it is.
Josue Habana The News of the World quotes you as saying the incident was just a bit of a laugh. With that said, it seems to have been blown massively out of proportion. Have you managed to get back any sense of normality since the press covered this on Sunday?
Troy Hammerthall: No, everyone is taking the Mickey out of me and ribbing me about it. I’ve tried to keep a low profile.
Josue Habana: Presumably it was your wife who went to the papers in the first place? Have you had chance to speak to her since?
Troy Hammerthall: I have told her to get out of my life for selling the story. She did it for the cash. I don’t have a clue how much blood money she took off those cockroaches and I don’t want to know. I’m just glad to be shut of her now. To do what she did is despicable.
Josue Habana: How do you answer the implications made by the press and by your wife that this incident in Second Life suggests you might be homosexual in real life?
Troy Hammerthall: I’m not gay. I was just having a laugh amd messing about. It’s ridiculous.
Josue Habana: Will you be playing Second Life again?
Troy Hammerthall: I still do play Second Life. I’m on it all the time. I’m looking for a job at the moment on there.

So, as you see and as is easy to forget when simply reading news stories, these are massive implications on a person’s real life. Is it not absolutely absurd for the news papers to report things this way? Can’t they concentrate instead (if they must get their fix on the pixel gossip) on naming and shaming proven texture thieves? Or on covering someof the amazing education, arts and culture events going on?

Well… then again we are talking about the News of the World.

WTF is the point in Pixel Police?

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

I have blogged before on my intense lack of understanding as to the point of pixel police. I have quite openly called them all power trippers and been somewhat blunt in describing them as ‘deluded’. So today, I was somewhat curious yesterday when I saw a forum post on XStreetSL by Dani Stratten looking to hire in game police officers and claiming that his force;

“…are a UK run & funded team of Officers who are aiming to set the record that NOT all police dept on SL™ are a waste of time…we are not a bunch of teenage kids on power trips and we are a UK based team.. using our experience from UK events and how we as a country do things!”

Now, I could make this another one sided slanging match, as usual, where I slag people off without giving them any hope of ever responding. Of course that’s fun! However, for some reason I came over all pure of heart and decided to catch up with Dani to find out, basically, wtf is the point in Pixel Police? So imagine my surprise when Dani responded to my note card informing me he now had a new avatar, Timothy McAndrew (who definitely was not a Pixel Policeman) and he would IM me from there. Which he did. To sum it up, Timothy told me that having spent the entire day trying to persuade sim owners to let his new force patrol their sims and only managing to persuade 2, he was giving it up. However, this certainly was not Timothy’s first brush with virtual law enforcement….

Timothy McAndrews: When i first came to SL i bumped into about 4 officers on a sim..
Timothy McAndrews: and I saw them as people with “power.” so I wanted to be part of it.. coming to sl.. i wanted to be in charge hehe..
Timothy McAndrews: I applied with the PD and waited a full day to be tld I had to be 30 days old..
Timothy McAndrews: so i lied and said this wore my alt..
Timothy McAndrews: and they interviewed me and I wore in.. paid 50L for a uniform and training begun

From here Timothy goes on to make complaints about the online times (or lack of) colleagues and general complaints on how this ‘Police Department’ is run. It seemed from the way he spoke about it as though he was really speaking of a ‘real’ police department, which brought me on to ask him what he actually did. I was informed simply that he patrolled sims that the PD has been given permission to patrol looking for spamming, arguing, other griefing etc. He did address the issue of powerlessness, given that these ‘police’ have no authority or power that any other residents do not have. He went on to mention that the next department he worked for did have ban and eject rights on some sims, rights that they had negotiated having with the sim owners. Now, as the manager of a 30 sim estate myself, I did feel the need to ask why it is someone would hire pixel police as opposed to just letting their own team get on with it and simply he did not have an answer.

It was rather enlightening, speaking to Timothy. Moreso since I was expecting to speak to someone who would, having been a ‘police officer’ in game since his arrival to game, defend the role mercilessly. But actually by the end of our conversation he simply summed up with:-

Timothy McAndrews: but it came to me.. I am not a police officer.. nor deserve the title of what some have to train and do a really good job
Timothy McAndrews: I can’t solve crimes, prevent, keep people safe
Timothy McAndrews: I believe everyone wants to be in control

I have summed this rather long log up quickly here just to keep the main points in without giving you 15 pages to read lol! It was bizarre to effectively have found someone who just that day had changed his perception on something he had obviously loved for so long. And even more bizarre to go out in an attempt to speak to someone who will defend the things I mock, find someone who seems to fit the bill perfectly, but who then just ends up agreeing with my points.

See what happens when I try to be balanced? In a second attempt, I spoke to Mysha Milland who runs the ‘Police Department’ in game. I took some information ascertaining to her force from her. What did interested me was the charity work they do, having recently raised almost L$ 300000 for Make a Wish. Now, nobody can mock charity to this level and if that is the only thing to come of the setup, then it’s no bad thing at all. I also spoke to her about whether Police officers in game were simply trying to the job of Linden Lab without getting paid, something she quite happily agreed with.

Josue Habana: I understand none are affiliated (with Linden Lab), which makes me wonder why you would do it? Are you not just doing Linden Lab’s job but without getting paid?
Mysha Milland:
Yes.
Mysha Milland: The world is full of volunteers. Volunteering can be immensely satisfying.

That is something that nobody can dispute. And the volunteering element I can get on board with, as it happens. However, ‘policing’ the metaverse as a volunteer activity strikes me as something more of a power trip than a volunteer activity, an issue addressed by Mysha.

Mysha Milland: Yes, I will agree.    Many officers are self-serving and enjoy the ego boost.    Second LIfe assuages ones ego and offers opportunities to be whoever we want to be.
Mysha Milland: Some want the power trip; some want to be the stud or the model.  It’s a fantasy life.

After speaking to Mysha and reading the information on her handout, it is clear that she does not see her role purely as roleplay. In fact, in the information, there is an open letter of sorts, to Linden Lab:-

“PROPOSAL FOR LINDEN LAB:

As concerned residents of Second Life, we see the immediate need to drastically improve the governing of our communities.

Linden Lab is the only “authorized government” to execute some form of penalty, ranging from warnings to account suspension to outright banishment from Second Life. This reactive approach  to “policing” is mostly generated from the submissions of Abuse Reports by residents.  Placing the responsibility to report crime solely on the shoulders of residents, many without the knowledge and experiences, is not reasonable, nor is it successful in reducing crime.

The best approach to policing is taking a proactive position, to effectively anticipate, prevent and react to crime within communities. The presence of police has proven to be a deterrent to crime. Our purpose is to educate residents on the Terms of Service, Community Standards, and accurately filing Abuse Reports.  Sharing this knowledge with others builds up a positive understanding of what the rules are within Second Life, while engaging in improving community relationships.

The reputation of “good” police groups has been tainted by the overwhelming allowances of “bad” police groups, whose main thinking seems to be a misguided right to “regrief” on griefers  just because they sport a badge and uniform.

An improvement on reducing crime can only be achieved two ways:
1)    Educating residents on the rules of Second Life and reporting abuse as it occurs, and
2)    Training and sanctioning selected police groups and abolishing all others.

Almost everyone has experienced some sort of violation of the Community Standards, and crime occurring within Second Life has bled out into the real world.  Second Life is expanding rapidly and Linden Lab has not effectively taken the cries from residents seriously enough.  Positive policing needs to be implemented immediately so everyone can receive quality service, protection, and fairness.

We are asking Linden Lab to devise a program of precise training measures, and to have each member of a police group apply to be “sanctioned”; to be held accountable for their actions, so that we can begin to build up a solid reputation for enforced law in Second Life.  ”

For me, this is a step too far. For someone to be self declared a ‘police officer’ in game is one thing, but for these people to be awarded the task of assisting in disciplining the unruly is a little crazy, in my opinion!

However, in terms of Mysha herself, she is certainly very proud of her efforts in maintaining some order in our favourite pixel world. The charity work is something you absolutely cannot argue with as being an amazing thing. Speaking to Mysha opened my mind a little bit. However, I manage a 30 sim estate. If we had griefers, would I call on police? No. I would call on Linden Lab. Would I call on police to watch for griefers? No, that’s what we have staff for. So to this extent I really do see it as pointless. Roleplay is one thing, but for those who genuinely seem to convince themselves that they have some authority, I think they need to get out more.

Interview with the 7Seas Team!

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Well, this was intended for the January in world edition of Pixel Scoop. However, as we won’t be continuing with the in world publications, I’ll put it here instead!

7Seas is a fantastic networked fishing game that has taken Second Life™ by storm. The game involves catching all sorts of aquatic creatures, in essence. Though with the extras to catch, the aquariums to set up and hundreds of people setting up their own fishing areas with custom prizes, there’s so much more to it than that! I caught up with game creators Seven Shikami, Meissa Thorne, Jen Shikami to find out more.


When did the idea for 7Seas come up?

Back in February or March we started talking about new activities or games we could use at our island, Flotsam Beach. Seven already had experience creating arcade games in Second Life so he was prepared for the code end of it, and Meissa and Jen were experienced builders which helped with the fish-making part.

How long did it take to put together and implement?

It probably took about a month to get the beta test rolling, then another month of beta testing before full release in April.

How many 7Seas locations do you now estimate there to be in game?

As shown at the top of the fishing areas page, there are over 523 fishing areas. (There are lots more at private residences and clubs that aren’t listed here; this is just a list of public ones.)

What were your expectations? Did you imagine the level of success you have had?

We knew it would be at least somewhat popular, particularly since the arcade games Seven already sold through Insert Coin Arcade went over so well. But we had no idea it would become half of our business! It’s such a great thrill that people love the game so much.

Jen adds: Personally I had no idea people would continue fishing even after catching all the fish (completing their collection.) Of course, custom catches from the community have expanded the game dramatically.

With so many people playing, do you find yourselves bogged down with support requests?

Our customer support person, 7Seas Sass, works about an hour or two a day on support. That seems pretty reasonable considering that there are LOTS of fish and purchases traveling through our servers every day. So the vast majority don’t end up needing help. Of course, the community has also been really understanding about non-deliveries, whether due to SL or something on our end. Our chatters in the “7Seas Social Chat” group help a lot and people will use the forums to ask questions too.

How many different 7Seas official catchables are there now?

There 318 official catchables.

How many players are there in game?

We’re not sure! Thousands, definitely. Each of our two official user groups have about 1100 people in it, but we know there are many more people playing than that.

What future plans do you have in the pipeline for improvements and expansion fo 7Seas?

Of course we’re always building new fish. We plan to make more salvage items too, as those are very popular.

You can find the 7Seas website here: http://7seasfishing.com/ and the new forums here: http://7seasfishing.com/forum/

Thanks to Seven, Jen and Meissa.