Astrologers are full of shit.

So much so, that I thought I would have a go. How hard can it be. I am starting this series with Aries. Because… my psychic powers tell me this is a good thing to do.

Aries – The Coming Week

This week is a bad week for building. The Lindens might do maintenance and then you’ll lose all your prims. I see LURVE in the colours pink and blue. No, hold on… that’s just your resolution set. Someone whose name ends in ‘Gossipgirl’ will piss you off. It’s a bad week for work because you are spending too much time in Second Life and your boss does not appreciate you knocking pixels with newbies on staff time. I see prims. Lots of prims. And umm… my non-existent crystal ball tells me that you’ll crash at least twice this week.

I’m good, aren’t I?