Jingle Bots!
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008In celebration of my sickeningly happy (and somewhat uncharacteristic) festive mood, I have reworked the lyrics to that much loved Christmas classic, ‘Jingle Bells’ to make it a little more relevant to Second Life™.
Dashing round the grid,
With a big-ass blingin’ watch,
Shoes stuck up my ass
hair stuck at my crotch,
Bloodlines HUD attached,
Spamming all the noobs,
Sending IMs to ‘em asking,
‘Can I bite yer boobs?’
Oh Jingle Bots, jingle bots,
Traffic’s 90k,
With fifty avies sitting in
A big skybox all day
Oh jingle bots, jingle bots
Traffic’s 90k,
With fifty avies sitting in
a big skybox all day!
The network is in bits,
The grid’s been down some time,
But don’t you worry guys and gals,
The payment server’s fine!
Santa Linden’s here,
In the season of good will,
With a Christmas card for all of you
And a new increased tier bill!
Oh Jingle bots, Jingle Bots
traffic’s 90k,
With 50 avies sitting in
A big skybox all day,
Oh jingle bots, jingle bots,
traffic’s 90k,
with 50 avies sitting in
A big skybox all day!!!!
