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Spunky Sperm!

Sally Sperm

WARNING: SHAMELESS PLUG

Ok, so yes I have a reason to plug these avie, since they are made by the delightful Jenee Marten! BUT… they really are very funny. His and hers miniature sperm avatars, which really are probably the smallest avies I’ve ever seen in game. I named them myself (Sally and Spunky) and I even wrote a little rhyme for her to use on her XStreet descriptions. So in the very least you have to go look at that JUST to look at my rhyme. And then you have to pretend it entertained you, pixel pat me on the back etc. Come on, play along!

But anyway, they’re hilarious and perfect for grabbing attention. The whole concept of a female sperm makes me laugh…a lot.

Oh and they’re transferrable. So now you can give someone the gift of sperm! Only in Second Life™….

You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.

You can get Sally Sperm from here!

Ok, so it isn’t Second Life™ related. But have my little rhyme anyway!

Roses are red,
but who gives a shit?
Dog turd is brown but
We don’t write ’bout it!
Roses are cliched,
Valentines suck!
‘Oh but the love hearts….’
Well who gives a fuck?
I just want to gauge out
The eyes from my socket,
Each time I’m forced to
Line gift maker’s pockets!
So here is my plan,
Here’s what I will do,
This Valentine’s day,
I am saying “Screw you”
To the card makers, gift sellers,
The corporate whores,
To the hotels and restaurants
All charging more!!
I’m putting my foot down,
A man, not a mouse…
Now excuse me my friends,
While I find my dog house.

No, I’m not declaring to the world that I’ve got a maggot in my trousers! I wanted to show you what is, in my humble opinion, the wittiest avatar in the history of avatars.

Ok, ok, so I am probably a little biassed, this being made by my better half and all that good stuff, but seriously, what could NOT be funny about a miniature cock avatar that runs around using its balls as feet??!! I have been called a ‘complete dick’ before, so if people are going to say it, I may as well be it!

And when I say miniature it really is. This is 40cm tall which basically makes me absolutely teeeeny! I do get some bizarre looks when I’m off out in this thing. Some people think I am grossly crude and tactless (fairly accurate summary of my character, I guess). Others think it is hilarious. As with anything, it depends on the people you meet. I choose not to keep company with prudes so this suits me perfectly well!

Perhaps the best thing about this avie is the fact that there are two hilarious commands! /pee, typed in open chat will make you pee! /cum is the other one and there are no prizes for guessing what that does!!!

Should you wish to be a complete dick, you can find this avatar here.