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Spunky Sperm!

Sally Sperm

WARNING: SHAMELESS PLUG

Ok, so yes I have a reason to plug these avie, since they are made by the delightful Jenee Marten! BUT… they really are very funny. His and hers miniature sperm avatars, which really are probably the smallest avies I’ve ever seen in game. I named them myself (Sally and Spunky) and I even wrote a little rhyme for her to use on her XStreet descriptions. So in the very least you have to go look at that JUST to look at my rhyme. And then you have to pretend it entertained you, pixel pat me on the back etc. Come on, play along!

But anyway, they’re hilarious and perfect for grabbing attention. The whole concept of a female sperm makes me laugh…a lot.

Oh and they’re transferrable. So now you can give someone the gift of sperm! Only in Second Life™….

You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.

You can get Sally Sperm from here!

My name is Josue and I’m a….. well…. I just… I…I can’t say it. Ok, deep breath. Let’s try this again. My name is Josue Habana and I’m a 7Seas-oholic. The truth is that I like to stand around pixel places, dipping my fictional rod into Linden waters and catching virtual fish. So special are these fish that they don’t even need water. They float around my head, surviving perfectly well breathing nothing but pixel air.

I first realised I had a problem when I looked into my inventory and realised that a good twenty percent of my 4000 strong inventory started with the prefix (7S). It was then that I realised just how consumed my life had become by fishing. Was it the competitive element? Was it the fact that I wanted to catch the best virtual fishies before Jenee? Was it the fact that I just liked to have a big (colour customisable) rod?

I don’t know.

But anyway, that’s enough of that! How frikkin awesome is 7Seas? For anyone who has not got a clue what I’m going on about you can find their website here. It’s an in game fishing game that seems to have taken off spectacularly well, with lots of people getting involved and many of them creating their own custom catches and holding their own tournaments.

For the best (in my opinion) custom catches, get your butts over to Screwball’s 7Seas Area! What could be cooler than fishing for Smurfs afterall?

Go on…. you know want to!