5 Questions and a Shameless Plug – Jenee Marten
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Jenee Marten, the brains and creativity behind Screwball Cartoon Avatars is the most recent victim of my 5 Questions and a Shameless Plug thingie. However… when I got her answers back…. they were a little, ummm, alternative. Jenee had, in fact, sent me all her answers in the form of pictures. Decipher as you will….
1. Give me an innovative use for a prim baby?

Jenee prefers an 'alternative' approach to parenting.....
2. Why have you NOT had sex with Philip Linden?

Jenee couldn't decide what was more worrying... the lack of genitals or those INCREDIBLY short arms.
3. How many alts do you have and what do you do with them?

Only in Second Life can you register your own bitches....
4. What’s the worst chat up line you’ve heard in Second Life?

Eloquence, charm and a Gentlemanly attitude....this guy has it all.
5. What’s your Second Life pet peeve?

'Typonese,' a language spoken only by Natives of the Republic of Fucktardia
Ok, ok, so I have to take the blame for the captions…. but the photos were all Jenee!!
Shameless Plug
Jenee Marten is the brains behind Screwball Cartoon Avatars (visit in world here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Screwball%20Cartoon%20Avatars/164/113/24 )
Screwball sells awesome toon themed avatar in miniature, tiny and regular sizes. There’s some familiar toon faces, some originals and some hilarious parody avatars too. Where else can you buy a cartoon cock avie?! You should go buy avatars otherwise innocent babies in China will spontaneously combust and it will be all your fault.
Screwball also has a Christmas contest for L$ 5000 in store credit on right now. Full info in store!!
/end shameless plug.
