Posts Tagged ‘Second Life Avatars’

New Starter Avies

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Well, after a holiday and a house move, followed by 2 weeks on shitty Internet, I am now settled with uber speedy broadband. That means I can get in world more (when time allows) and that means I will be blogging more, after a month of sporadic posting!

I took a look through the SL blogs to see what eactly I’ve missed and it seems I’ve missed a whole new starter avatar being launched!

I took a nosey at the piccies and it seems that the starter avies are… well… marginally cooler than the current ones. Check out the new gals and guys!

Now, excuse me for a moment while I go all ‘Grandad…’ but IN MY DAY prim shoes were a luxury you had to camp hard to earn!! In my day, sculpted collars didn’t exist and you at least had to be able to walk in a straight line before you’d graduate to prim hair.

Sheesh… these young ‘ns have it easy. ;-)

Your Avie Can Make You Thin?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

We’ve heard pretty much all there is to hear about Second Life™ in the press, I think. If the RL press it to be believed the average Second Lifer never leaves their parent’s basement, lives off home delivered pizza, is a closet nyphomomaniac, might one day hunt you down in real life and attempt to kill you and probably smells bad as they never leave their computer long enough to shower.

/me sniffs self.

No, I’m ok!

But anyway, of course us ‘insiders,’ the members of this community who really understand its value and potential know differently about its members. But I bet not many of us knew this…

Apparently, creating a Second Life can encourage people to get fitter and healthier. Now that’s a new one. According to this article researchers at RTI international think that having a thin and athletic avatar will encourage our handlers to go out and get physically fit.

I’m sceptical. Surely if the same science could be applied in every case, the furries should be trying to find a home in the zoo, the Nekos should be discussing ear and tail enhancing surgery with their doctors. And what about the guys playing girls and vice versa. By the same concept would a male with a female avatar feel encouraged to go out and, well… become a woman?

And then, after asking myself these questions, I read the article properly.  RTI conducted this ‘research’ in something of a bizarre manner. First of all they only interviewed 29 Second Life residents. 29?!?! There are 19 million registered users and around 80000 on at any one time. They saw a fair and fit sample as 29 of them? They ionterviews ‘half’ of the particpants using an obese avatar interviewer and half using a thin one (I want to know what process they used to split the 29th avatar in half). To quote from the article,

“The study found that participants interviewed by the thin avatar were more likely to report that their own avatar shape was thin than those interviewed by the obese avatar. The average body mass index (BMI) reported by participants was also higher when interviewed by the obese avatar than was reported by those interviewed by the thin avatar.

The researchers also found that almost three-fourths of respondents interviewed by a thin avatar described their avatar shape as thin, while only one-third of respondents interviewed by a heavy avatar described their avatar shape as thin.”

So in essence what they are saying is that people with higher weight feel more comfortable discussing it with someone of equal or greater weight than they do with someone smaller. I concur with that, as it happens. But surely that is nothing new? They could have walked into any weight loss club or even High School in the world and found that out. I fail to see how a thin avatar, though would encourage its handler to go and get physically fit.

My avie has a perfectly toned torso and pretty boy hair. Would I go out to look like that in RL? That hair? No way. I’d be laughed out of the pub.

Oh what a load of bollocks.

ROFL! Sperm Avatars!

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Yes, you read it right!

Spunky Sperm!

Spunky Sperm!

Sally Sperm

Sally Sperm

WARNING: SHAMELESS PLUG

Ok, so yes I have a reason to plug these avie, since they are made by the delightful Jenee Marten! BUT… they really are very funny. His and hers miniature sperm avatars, which really are probably the smallest avies I’ve ever seen in game. I named them myself (Sally and Spunky) and I even wrote a little rhyme for her to use on her XStreet descriptions. So in the very least you have to go look at that JUST to look at my rhyme. And then you have to pretend it entertained you, pixel pat me on the back etc. Come on, play along!

But anyway, they’re hilarious and perfect for grabbing attention. The whole concept of a female sperm makes me laugh…a lot.

Oh and they’re transferrable. So now you can give someone the gift of sperm! Only in Second Life™….

You can pick up Spunky Sperm from here.

You can get Sally Sperm from here!

Chicks like zombies, right?

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Ok, so I came across a zombie that is just completely cool. I have seen it on XstreetSL a few times but only bothered my ass to actually get it today!

And I’m glad I did! This is one of the best freebies I’ve seen in game. It’s zombie avatar complete with AO that animates you into a one armed weirdo and also makes you walk all zombie-like too. Have some pictures!

Funnily enough, this bears an uncanny resemblance to an ex of mine ;-)

Funnily enough, this bears an uncanny resemblance to an ex of mine ;-)

Dressed to Impress!

Dressed to Impress!

I love this thing! The walk is so funny and it’s really well put together.

And ok, ok, evil comments about who it looks like aside… it actually looks like me the morning after a heavy night. I wonder if it smells as bad!!

This is created by Katana Woolley and sold on XstreetSL by Exosius Woolley and you can find it here!

An Ode to Shape Modification

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I feel a little fat today,
I’ll move my belly slider,
It’s great how I stay slim
Despite six pizzas every Friday.

Look at the guy over there,
Dressed up like a Knight,
Hitting on my girlfriend
With his over zealous height.

No matter, not to worry,
All his chat up lines will fail,
When I adjust my height
To be 100 on that scale!

Oh run away now little man,
Quick, go on now! Flee!
Now I’ve got toned biceps too!
You’re nothing next to me.

And if you come back taller,
Trying to beat me at my best,
I’ll simply slide again
And get a super toned up chest!

And as if that’s not enough,
About which I can brag,
Into appearance one more time,
To increase my duffel bag!!

Cartoon-tastic!

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Ok, first of all I apologise for my appallingly predictable play on words there. I know, I know, I deserveto be hung alive for that. But you’ll get over it.

I don’t review often. And when I do it is for one of the following reasons:-
A. It is a bad review which gives me the opportunity to be completely hurtful at someone’s expense. Always fun. I’m a sick and pathetic little man, I know. So shoot me.
B. The product/place is funny, original and completely different.
C. I have a vested interest (at least I’m honest about it).

This time it is B. With a hint of C. A little hint. Let me clarify.

Screwball Cartoon Avatars is a region that my better half just opened, completely cartoon themed! Let me use pictures to illustrate! (Nifty, eh? The wonders of Windlight)!



Pictures do a far better job than my ramblings of showing you what it’s all about! What they don’t show is the hidden things, such as ‘Little Willy’s Porn Emporium’ (yes, you read it right). As well as the loveable and familiar cartoon attractions, there’s so many hidden little places with a real witty twist.

Yes, of course I like anything my partner does. But I felt the need to review this, rather than just pat her on the back and say ‘nice job,’ as it really is a remarkably well done job and very original in terms of what is already around in Second Life™.

Go check it out! You will find the region here.

Miniature Manhood!!!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

No, I’m not declaring to the world that I’ve got a maggot in my trousers! I wanted to show you what is, in my humble opinion, the wittiest avatar in the history of avatars.

Ok, ok, so I am probably a little biassed, this being made by my better half and all that good stuff, but seriously, what could NOT be funny about a miniature cock avatar that runs around using its balls as feet??!! I have been called a ‘complete dick’ before, so if people are going to say it, I may as well be it!

And when I say miniature it really is. This is 40cm tall which basically makes me absolutely teeeeny! I do get some bizarre looks when I’m off out in this thing. Some people think I am grossly crude and tactless (fairly accurate summary of my character, I guess). Others think it is hilarious. As with anything, it depends on the people you meet. I choose not to keep company with prudes so this suits me perfectly well!

Perhaps the best thing about this avie is the fact that there are two hilarious commands! /pee, typed in open chat will make you pee! /cum is the other one and there are no prizes for guessing what that does!!!

Should you wish to be a complete dick, you can find this avatar here.

That’s it, I’m leaving Second Life™!!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Ok, well not me personally. But you know the sort! It seems that there is no shortage of people around threatening to commit aviecide every single week. Ok, so I understand that a number of people are leaving game disillusioned with everything from techincal troubles and Linden Labs right through to the fact that the avatar they were dating is now dating that chick that called them horrible names in that laggy club that one time.

Anyway, it isn’t those who actually up and leave I want to complain about. It’s the attention whores who declare every single week that they’re leaving for, well, pretty much anything. “Oh my God. Someone said they didn’t like the texture on my new house. That’s it. I’M LEAVING.” Or, “That bastard I was supposed to go dancing with didn’t log in. I’M LEAVING GAME.” Then there’s the type who have a petty argument with someone and of course declare they they’re never coming back. Ever. For good.

What amazes me is how these people interpret ‘for good,’ or ‘forever’. Allow me to clarify the following:-

1. Logging out for ten minutes and logging back in does not count as leaving for good.
2. Nor does logging out for three days.
3. Nope, not even a week. These are all just short breaks.
4. Setting up an alt and playing on that doesn’t count as having left for good either. In case you hadn’t noticed, even your alt is on the Second Life grid. You therefore haven’t left Second Life, have you?
5. Writing, ‘I’ve left game,’ on your profile when you’re blatantly standing in the middle of a store somewhere and very much in game just makes you look like a prat. You still haven’t left.
6. Even if you uninstall the client and then reinstall it, you still didn’t leave for good.

Ok, I just wanted to make that clear. I’m done ranting now.