Could we have just a little bit of imagination please, people?
Thursday, January 21st, 2010The reason I don’t go to clubs in Second Life so often is because I get frankly bored of “Best in [insert random colour here," events. Guess what? Dressing up in red or yellow or black or fucking green for that matter takes all the imagination and thought that a bloody flea could muster.
And just when I thought [insert the first colour that springs to mind here and call it an event] events were unimaginative, I saw this….
These people couldn’t even be arsed thinking up the colours for you. I can imagine the conversation between the club’s owners when deciding the schedule for the week.
CLUB DUDE: So, we need a really original event for Thursday, the likes of which has never been seen on the grid before.
CLUB CHICK: Oh, ok. Best in black?
CLUB DUDE: It’s been done to death! Something else, come on!
CLUB CHICK: White?
CLUB DUDE: No, no… the whole virgin white thing has been overdone too. Give me some more colours.
CLUB CHICK: Erm… I… ummm…. well. I ummm….
CLUB DUDE: Come on! What are you waiting for??
CLUB CHICK: I can’t think of anymore colours. Why don’t we go for something totally different like Best in a Costume that Mimics a Celebrity who Died in 2009?
CLUB DUDE: Like… wtf? That is sooooooo not going to happen. The people want colours.
CLUB CHICK: Oh. I’m sorry.
CLUB DUDE: Well if you can’t think of any colours and I can’t think of any colours, there’s only one thing for it…. BEST IN ANY COLOURS!
CLUB CHICK: Isn’t that just the same as ‘come as you are?’
CLUB DUDE: Hmmm. You make a valid point. Then I will make it BEST IN BRIGHT COLOURS!
CLUB CHICK: Wow, you’re a genius.
CLUB DUDE: I know.
The end.
