The Newest Version of the Emerald Viewer….

…..is my hero.

Just when you thought the Emerald viewer could get no better, just when you thought its extra Windlight settings, built in radar and double click teleportation were the pinnacle of Second Life viewer improvements…. [drumroll and dramatic music please]…..

THEN CAME THE JIGGLING BOOBS!!!!!

I can’t believe I only found out about this today. I feel… well…. I feel like I’ve been living in the stone ages forever and a day. Why have I not been enjoy bouncing pixel boobies for as long as they’ve been around? Why has nobody enlightened me to this before? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THAT LEVEL OF NEGLECT?

Anyway… I am calm now. I have been made aware of this new development, courtesy of Fainora Pussycat. The world is good again. In fact, the world is now better than good… the world is good with added jiggle. The world is amazing with bonus bounce. The world is wonderful with extra oomph and I am running out of ways to paraphrase bouncing boobs. So I will stop now.

But for anyone who wants to know how to enable ‘bounce,’ just download the Emerald Viewer from here, login and then go to PREFERENCES >>> EMERALD TAB >>> PAGE 2 >>> EFFECTS and check “Enabled enhanced physics on avatar breasts.” Then you can choose how much ‘physics’ hehe!

Et voila. Pixel Pamela Andersons for your perving pleasure.

Side Note: And here is something I could only possibly have gotten away with in light of this new viewer.
Josue Habana: OMG! Will you teleport me so I can look at your boobs?