Pixel Scoop Issue 3!
Monday, December 1st, 2008Pixel Scoop Issue 3 is out TODAY! Have a sneak peek at this month’s Pixel Rhyme.
Twas the night before Christmas and all the round the grid,
Were sickeningly happy, excited av kids!
The Vampires were hunting the newbies in force,
Their overpriced HUDs decked in Holly, of course!
The griefers on sandboxes thought they were King,
The gangstas had Christmas trees all decked in bling,
The Nekos wore antlers in place of their ears,
And I just soaked up all this rare festive cheer.
All was relaxing on this Christmas Eve,
A little too simple, quite hard to believe!
The spirits were high and the lag stats were low,
But, all of a sudden… well whaddya know?
Nobody hid their incredible shock,
At the sight of the big, ugly dialog box.
It said, “Look here guys, we know it’s a pity,
But the grid’s going down cos our network is shitty.”
And one at a time the people logged out,
The grid would be down now for hours no doubt.
The status page said that the update would come,
But the wait was just too much to handle for some,
The spirit was dampened, the grid remained closed,
Some people vented while others just dosed.
So much disappointment, some impatient rage…
And at last came an update on that status page.
It said, “Hey folks, we’re sorry our service is shit.
The network is crumbling, the server’s in bits!
But try to be patient, have some festive cheer!
Cos when Christmas is over we’re raising your tier!
All this and much, much more in this month’s festive issue!
Pixel Scoop Issue 3!
You can pick up your free copy in world at the Pixel Scoop Office or from XStreetSL!
