Profiles Translated
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Second Life profiles are the cause of more bloody drama and bullshit than I care to even waste my breath writing about. And people rarely mean what they say in their profiles. Here are some common profile lines and their translations from bullshit to English.
I DON’T DO DRAMA!!! This is actually bullshit for, “omg, omg, omg, omg I love a good fight. But only when I’m not involved!!!!!”
RL AND SL ARE SEPARATE COMPLETELY BUT I AM SINGLE. This is bullshit for, “My wife is deaf and so she can’t hear me sitting in the next room jerking off while cybring with a Neko who has a picture of a 22 year old blonde model in her profile, though in actual fact is probably a 59 year old obese man who grunts when he breathes.
I SPEAK TYPONESE!! This is bullshit for, “I have no originality or imagination and I re-use the same lines that I stole from someone else over and over and over and over again.”
MY IMS CAP ALL THE TIME, SEND ME A NOTE CARD. ‘This is bullshit for, “I once left a spammy object rezzed and it sent me loads of those green IM things and when I logged in it said my IMs are capped.”
CUSTOMER SERVICE BY NOTE CARD ONLY. This is bullshit for, ‘I’ve already got your money. Now f**k off.’
Et voila. Did I miss any?
