Posts Tagged ‘Second Life’

SL Dating Traits I’d LOVE to see in RL!

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Dating in SL is nothing new. Second Life relationships are almost as common in world as prims. Well. Ok, I’m going overboard. Anyway… while dating in a virtual world is probably those of you who never have will never, ever understand, it has its quirks. Perhaps, over the last few months, I’ve taken a cynical view to the whole online dating thing  but when I’m looking at it with a more level head, there are even things from the Second Life dating scene that I would totally, totally take to the RL dating scene.

The Moves!

I can actually get away with Latin dancing in RL. With an Argentine Mother who insisted I would take dancing lessons (and learn to ‘dance like a real gentleman’) I can pretty much pull it off. But club dancing? Well, you know you walk into a club and there’s always one dickhead dancing like a moron, incredibly out of time with the moves but obviously doesn’t give a shit. Yes, that’s me. Stop and say hi next time. And since dates can often end in bars and clubs, it would be nice to have my Second Life moves on the real life dating scene. Imagine being able to pick from a seriesof finely tuned dance animations, to be able to street dance like a pro in an instant! That would be incredible.

The Body!

I’m not out of shape by any stretch of the imagination. But my avatar sure as hell has a more toned torso than I do. Imagine getting undressed when getting lucky on a first date and being able to unleash a body second only to The Terminator’s (but perhaps with a bit less beef?).

The Choice of Dating Locations

Here in Manchester I take my dates for dinner or a film or out into the countryside for a drive and/or walk. And while that’s all good and well, it’s probably not as impressive as some of the options in Second Life. If some of the girls I have dated in RL talked to some of the girls I have dated in SL, I would have a problem.

RL GF: He took me to see a film on our first date, then we went to this beautiful restaurant and had cocktails at a bar on 25th floor looking over the city.

SL GF: Wow… sounds nice. He took me on a magic carpet ride over the pyramids of Egypt before we went to this ballroom in the clouds and then we finished off sitting with Elves in a fairytale forest.

RL GF: He is soooo dumped.

Yes, the location options would be good.

But let’s balance this out with a little bit of the shit shall we. One thing I sure as hell would NOT want would be the genitals, or lack thereof. Having to wear a HUD and press a million bloody buttons to get a freakin’ erection ain’t a good look. “Umm… I’m not sure how to work my dick,” isn’t a good line, is it?

I Was Invited to a Girlie Slumber Party…

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Yes, Bubbles Komachi invited ME to a girly slumber party. Finally, I was going to see what really happens when the guys are kicked out, the girls get their cute little lingerie sets on and start pillow fighting. So naturally, I agreed to go along and, well, take photos for the girls. Ahem.

I wasn’t quite expecting that I would the girl in the cute little lingerie set.

Yes, it seems that what started out in my head as me and a lot of drunk girls pillow fighting in underwear turned into me in lingerie getting involved in a fashion shoot for notorious Fashionista and Blogger, Bubbles.

Josue and Bubbles

It's not as easy to be a tough guy when your weapon is a pink pillow.

However, it seems my ‘modelling’ did not go unappreciated, as I was awarded a Bubbles ten out of ten…

Oh yeah, check me all tough in my pink lingerie....

Photographs all taken and edited by Bubbles and you can see her fashion post about this ‘manly combat related underwear party,’ right here.

Virtual World MURDERS a Baby!!!

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Guess what? More bullshit press ;-)

The Daily Mail is reporting today upon the fact that a couple in Korea, who were convicted of allowing their three month old child to starve to death, were avid gamers raising a pixel baby in an apparently ‘Second Life type’ platform called PRIUS.

The Daily Mail Article of course places more emphasis on the fact that they were gaming addicts than anything else… of course there are no mention of all the children suffering at the hands of heroin addicts, or alcoholics.

Anyway… the fact these people even had a virtual daughter should have instantly said “crack pots,” surely?? ;-) )

Mark Kingdon Interview With PC Pro

Friday, February 19th, 2010

PC Pro is a website I slated a while back…largely because they wrote a bullshit report with few facts and just basically declared Second Life to be a virtual world built on sex and otherwise empty spaces.

Anyhow, it seems Mark Kingdon (AKA M Linden) also decided to speak to PC Pro. You can read that interview here.

One or two points jumped out at me. Firstly, his comments on the adult grid:

“About 6% of the regions in Second Life are zoned ‘adult’ and we’ve looked at adult very extensively over the last year, through many different lenses… and we’ve found it a very average in terms of the prevalence of adult content.”

Now, it’s great that they’ve done all that and zoned it and whatever (actually, I’m not sure that’s great… it’s, well pointless) but there is still adult material on the mainland. Still. Still people having pixel sex on virtual beaches and whatever else. And, as with the “no traffic bots,” rule this is another case of bringing in a regulation for the benefit of most of the residents and then doing f**k all to enforce it.

The other thing that made me chuckle was Kingdon trying to refute claims that parts of Second Life are empty. He blamed it instead on “poor search tools,” and the fact that most places are on their own islands.

Erm… no Mark. It’s just that there are a alof of empty places. Open the map. Take a look!!

Anyway, regardless of that, I think it’s a great thing that Mark Kingdon has taken the time to speak to PC Pro following their article… at least it shows he gives a shit. Bravo on the proactive approach M! And while you’re being proactive, could you change your Linden name to something that’s searchable? One character names aren’t. No particular reason… it just annoys me a touch.

/me wanders off for some toast.

A Rather Cool Competition…

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Alrighty, I am blogging this because I love the venue, the people there and I think that this is a refreshing competition.

Straight from the note card:

Thank you for your interest in The Lyrical Cafe’s first bi-monthly Slam Contest. We are looking for shining stars like yourself to bring your best work and hope that your performance will be stellar.
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As with any other contest there are Rules that must be applied and they are as follows:

- Your work must be original, your very own creation.
- All poets must send a copy of the poem they are reading to staff with their entry form.
- You cannot deviate from the work you submitted or that will cause immediate disqualification.
- Your work must be three to five minutes in length.
- Your entry form must be turned in on or before February 25th.
- If you are offensive during your peformance, you will be ejected from the sim.
- If you are performing, you must be at least ten minutes early or be put down as a no show.

On the lighter side of things, we want you to enjoy yourself but here are some tidbits of information that might be of interest to you:

- All  will be judged on four categories; delivery, creativity, content, and originality.
- The judges will score between one through five in each category.
- You have to stay for the entire event in order to qualify.
- There will be a total of three judges on the panel.
- This will be  a bi monthly event that will be held by the Lyrical Cafe.
- Your name will be displayed as the winner until the next contest.
- If you win you cannot enter your name in the upcoming contest; you must skip at least one.
- There will be a total of four Slam Poetry contests ending on August 28th.
- The schedule this year will be February 27th, April 24th, June 26th and August 28th @ 4pm SL.
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Note: We are looking for raw energy, passion, and those with the ability to draw the crowd into their performance. We are looking for those individuals who can knock the socks off the panel.
Break a Leg!
~ Lyrical Cafe Staff ~

And just in case you’re wondering where Lyrical Cafe is, it’s here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Peaceful%20Dreams/38/161/25

An Open Letter to Karen Myers

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

I read an article a short while ago by Karen Myers. The article was titled, “Before starting a Second Life, work harder on the first one.” You can read it by clicking here. The gist of it, however, is that Second Life users are all living permanently in a fantasy world, made up largely of vampires and prostitutes who are probably overweight in real life and choose thin avatars in world as a means of escaping it. It’s worth a read for the entertainment of seeing how entirely ludicrous it is. Here is my own personal response to Karen Myers.

Dear Ms Myers,

Having just read what can only be described as an entirely unbalanced and somewhat uneducated article on the topic of Second Life and its users, allow me to personally extend a hand of invitation to you to visit Second Life again (assuming you have already logged in previously – questionable). It seems that you have a completely misguided idea of what the typical Second Life user is like  and what he or she does in the virtual world. Allow me to refer to your article;

“Sweeping the ground for potential victims, you swoop out of the dark sky and sink your teeth into a saucy cowboy, replete with chaps and spikes, on his way to a bull-riding event. But, maybe vampirism isn’t your thing. Perhaps prostitution is more your speed. Maybe the idea of selling your body always excited you, but it was a secret that could not be revealed in your real life.”

I can honestly say that I have never been a Second Life vampire, nor have I ‘sold my body’ or been to a bull riding event while dressed as a pixel cowboy. I would therefore like to invite you to return to Second Life for the opportunity to really explore and gain a more indepth idea of what the platform is all about.

In further reference to your piece (that really does increase in ignorance with every sentence) allow me to quote you once more:

“Living life in a fantasy world is equivalent to George W. Bush’s presidency – a bunch of noise and flash but no result.
Although “Second Life” may have some practical uses – it’s now being used for distance learning and job training purposes – most of it is a waste of time, distracting people from the real world to indulge in purchasing virtual sex toys and designer clothes. Time wasted in a virtual world could be spent strengthening real relationships with real people or trying to get ahead in the real world.”

For the record, I am perfectly ‘ahead’ in the real world. I run my own business, I run my house and as a single Father, I take care of my child all perfectly well. I have fully functional relationships with friends and family. And yes, they are real people. Like with skin and a pulse and everything. I would also like to add that I make a second income in writing. Perhaps I could offer you some advice in structuring an article that is balanced, has a point, is factual and manages to evade the pitfalls of coming across nothing more than arrogant and above itself. It seems your ‘journalism’ skills are missing a key element – RESEARCH.

However, despite the fact that 90% of your post can be described only as ‘bullshit,’ you make two points I do agree with. Firstly, your statement that, “…the people behind the avatars are real.” Secondly, “As a real human, you need to feel the wind in your face. You need to get off the computer and go outside.”

Yes, us Second Life users are all real people. Believe it or not, we do have real bodies. And most of us DO go outside. Do you really imagine that the moment you sign up for Second Life you become some morbidly obese hermit dwelling in a dark room in front of your computer for 20 hours a day? Because 16 million hermits is a whole lot… and guess what, the stereotypes do not apply across the whole of Second Life’s user base.

Your article complains of people who are married in real life conducting affairs in Second Life. I AGREE WITH YOU. It is cheating in every single way, in my opinion. But we don’t all do it, you know. I think, perhaps, that you have spent too much time watching poorly produced and misinformed documentaries and tabloid newspapers featuring the extreme cases of Second Life users gone wrong. You do realise that reading that trash can hardly be defined as busying yourself ‘getting ahead in life,’ which is what I was sure you would be doing, given the tone of your article.

Your implication that the grid is all about sex and roleplay is very unfortunate. You obviously did not take the time to visit the groups of writers, the communities of artists, to attend an open microphone poetry reading, stop off and watch some Second Life theatre in action, catch a live comedian, visit the amazingly well built and textured buildings or attend a live music gig. You must have been too busy getting ahead in life.

So allow me to reiterate: I cordially invite you to return to Second Life to see that side of it. Perhaps you should speak to some of the people for whom Second Life has been a lifeline, those who have been published off the back of building up confidence in writing in here, those who have built up enough of a business in world to work for themselves full time, those who have reached out to charity groups in Second Life for the help that they were desperate but unable to obtain in real life.

I don’t know what’s more unfortunate… the fact that you are so misguided about the platform in the age of the digital revolution or the fact that you invested any of your valuable time writing (albeit a terribly poor article) about something you claim to have such a distaste for.

Your closing sentence, “Or maybe I’m just concerned that my second life would be as lame as my first,” is perhaps the most telling of anything you wrote there.

Deciding that you personally do not like virtual worlds is one thing. But to write off the entire userbase of Second Life based on a poorly researched idea you have is actually offensive. How concerning for your own potential to ‘get ahead in life,’ that you are so narrow minded.

The invitation stands.

Josue Habana

Blogger Challenge: Ch-ch-changes!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

So… yesterday a certain Bubbles Komachi called me over to her building deck because she was having a retard moment required my assistance working out what was wrong with her microphone. There was nothing wrong with her microphone, it was just her being a little slow a serious problem with her microphone and I was a hero and repaired it. Yay me. I then promised never to discuss the aforementioned retard moment hero moment of mine. Oops.

Anyway, while I was there, Bubbles specifically requested that I carry out Sophia Harlow’s Blogger Challenge, which involves recreating my old newbie look. And I am nice… so I will.

Now, I’m not one for fashion blogging, so I won’t be giving you an depth analysis of my skin and the rest of it…. but I will recreate, as far as I can possibly do so, the look I wore for my first month or so in SL…. but if anyone takes the piss out of my lacking hair, I will [insert something mean here].

Second Life Avatars

Yes, there was once a time before I was a compulsive poser with an arrogant looking AO. My disclaimer is that my “then” footwear isn’t quite accurate. I couldn’t find the ones I did wear, so I wore some similar.

Oh the textureless vest top look….

second life avatar

Just call me a style guru ;-)

Adult Content – Another Example of Unenforced Rules

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

I have blogged before on how disappointing I find it that so many people are flouting the rules when it comes to traffic gaming and that they are facing no consequences. Frankly, it just makes the rules pointless and a waste of the time it took to clarify and implement them.

And unfortunately, it seems to be a similar story for the adult content regulations.

“Promoted sexual content,” according to the Linden Lab guidelines, should be held on adult regions, that is to say the regions that can only be accessed by those who have taken steps to verify that they are over the age of 18.

There are certain words that cannot be searched without having adult search enabled. But a number of related searches (even down to ‘skins’) will bring back locations that absolutely cannot possibily be called anything other than “orgy venues.” Photorealistic nudity, escorts, sexual activity right there in the location…. this is not adult content? Yet around the grid erotic exhibitions etc are relocating to adult locations to avoid the wrath of the Lindens?

Some consistency please?

‘Sex Island’ for example is a full sim with a mature rating. Escorts, large pictures of genitals and so on operate openly. Sexylife Island is much the same and this is just two of several I came across in a ten minute search.

Why even bother with these rules if they are not going to be enforced? I personally think that the whole idea of a separate adult content is stupid anyway. If the registration process was more efficient, there would be no need for an “optional” age verification setup on top of it. But after all the chaos about the adult move, after the removal of various art exhibits and enforced migration to the adult continent for businesses who relied on being accessible to everyone… why should a select few get away with flouting the rules?

Take this, for example… a fine example of something not classified as adult content.

adult content second life

If this is NOT adult content, then I apparently lack any concept of what defines adult.

Ok, granted, the Lindens probably do not have the resources to be monitoring every sim every day for adult content. But an entire sim called “Sex Island?” Well, if that doesn’t make one single Linden think, “Maybe I should just go check that out,” nothing will.

Thumbs Up for the Guardian

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

The Guardian’s website ran a fascinating piece about Second Life (well, more like online MMORPGs and virtual worlds in general) today.

And… shock, horror, ZOMGWTF, no way like totally, omg, wooooooooooooooot…. it wasn’t a story about adultery, stalking, depression orany of the usual mainstream press bullshit. Instead, it was an inspiring response to a scare-mongering YouGov survey released this week that essentially stated that video games and all related stuff is to blame for poor communication skills amongst children. The survey was ridiculous in so many ways that I’m not even going to bother going into it. But this response in the Guardian, by Tom Chatfield is absolutely spot on.

Congratulations to both Tom Chatfield and the Guardian for having the guts and decency to take a look at these platforms for their potential value….as opposed to the potential scandal!

Read the article here.

I’m Cold. And I’m SICK of Being Cold.

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

So let me do the typical British thing right now and bitch and complain about the weather.

It’s cold. Freezing in fact. -7 today (celcius)!!! Yes, I know -7 is almost the equivalent of summer in Dubai if you live in Scandinavia or northern Canada but I don’t. And -7 for me is hideous. That, coupled with that fact that there are 9 inches of snow outside my door (which turns ‘walking’ into rather an undignified trudge) is pissing me off.

So here is my big ‘FUCK YOU’ to the bollocksing bullshit bastard winter (because pixels can’t get frostbite in sensitive areas).

Winter in Second Life

C-c-c-cold? Me? No, I'm tough. Rawr. Shiver.

[TWENTY MINUTES LATER]

Second Life Snow

Please address sympathy and packages of soup to "Josue Habana" in world.

Fine, ok. I had it coming.

Urgh. Bring on August.