An Alternative Approach to Valentine’s!
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Ok, so it isn’t Second Life™ related. But have my little rhyme anyway!
Roses are red,
but who gives a shit?
Dog turd is brown but
We don’t write ’bout it!
Roses are cliched,
Valentines suck!
‘Oh but the love hearts….’
Well who gives a fuck?
I just want to gauge out
The eyes from my socket,
Each time I’m forced to
Line gift maker’s pockets!
So here is my plan,
Here’s what I will do,
This Valentine’s day,
I am saying “Screw you”
To the card makers, gift sellers,
The corporate whores,
To the hotels and restaurants
All charging more!!
I’m putting my foot down,
A man, not a mouse…
Now excuse me my friends,
While I find my dog house.
