Here… a free skybox!

Why?

Because I’m nice.

Get it on XStreet by clicking here!

(And I also like to put note cards in freebies demanding that people read my blog)!

Ok, so I was logging into Xstreet earlier when I saw this item on the featured listings. It made me laugh. A lot. And so I am sharing!

The Escort Starter Kit…. yes another kit on XStreet that claims to turn you into a millionnaire pixel prostitute! Woot! Let me share the description:-

“From Newbie to Sex Godess in two easy steps…..
OR for those girls who are new or have tried but arent making the big bucks in escorting, learn the skills that will get you $$$$$

THIS is a PART ONE OF TWO!!!!
both parts ARE listed here on SLX and available at my stores in world
SEARCH places for “Slutmuffin”

I have spent the last year as an very sucessful escort (making between 1000L and 10,000L a day)and escort trainer (most of my girls once they finish the instructions are making between 500L and 3000L a day)

this starter package has everything you need to get going
but you MUST follow up with package #2 in order to succeed,
most of the preperation stuff is in package #1
most of the training is in package #2,
combined you will have EVERYTHING you need to get started

THIS IS package one!

Includes:

Instructions to get you prepared for package #2

and offered as a bonus to get you started:
A COMPLETE AVATAR PACKAGE
skin, shape, hair, eyes
CLOTHES:casual and SEXY dancer and lingerie outfits.”

Now, forgive me for sounding cynical here…but you pay L$2500 for someone to tell you how to get more money escorting, so presumably from explaining some great cybering lines. Is that information not available freely elsewhere?! And if L$3000 a day is considered so amazing, then someone should explain to these escorts about minimum wage! L$ 3k is 11USD and surely if these escorts were so amazing, theyd be earning that in twenty minutes via other less savoury websites online.

Another point to ponder… this includes a skin/shape/outfit deal… so is the creator of this package going for the twin fetish market by creating an army of escorts who all look exactly the same and use, coincidentally, all of the same lines.

Wow…the things people come up with.

Ok, I saw this on the Miscellaneous Fun section of XStreetSL and had to get myself a copy! These are primmed trophy girls!

Creator, Duggy Bing, says in his item description, “Make an ENTRANCE with your own Arm Candy! Heads will turn as you enter a club or party squiring these hot babes. You “wear” them, so they’re sure to stay close (and leave the party with only you!). Eyes move and blink, as one seductively caresses your chest. Bling flashes on their hawt outfits. Perfect for casual fun, self-delusions of desirability, or cheering up a recently dumped pal.”

Aah, a new competitor to the escort industry?? Hehe!

Of course, as my image clearly displays, the only thing you have to watch for is the real avies getting jealous of your new hot…umm…. prims. We don’t want any cat fights now, right?

Ok, so I don’t product review on here often but this is hilarious! Click here to find these hot pieces of prim for yourself!